I just got this assertion that Chevrolet had built a floating car best called hovercraft/hovercar from jalopnik.com…..I knew it. GM’s been sitting on hovercar technology for years, and they’re just about to release it. How do I know? Because some IT person got sloppy and pushed the HoverTrax images to Chevy’s website before the announcement at the New York Auto Show. I mean, just look! That’s a hovering Trax!
It all makes sense — why else would Chevy make such a half-ass car like the Trax
? Because, dummies, the wheeled Trax just doesn’t matter.
It doesn’t matter because they’re right about to announce the very first available hovercar, and that’s going to change everything….
…………..Hovercraft technology is a nice technology, will this hovercar reduce crashes? Hehehehe. Still thinking about that , but in my tiny voice, nope. Does this package look good? Nope!